widening eyes

So I bought a bear...

So, the other night...I was on my 3rd bottle of red wine and I was re-watching The Grey and was feeling really very one with nature... Collapse )
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    Coyotes - Don Edwards
widening eyes

Don't make those funny faces....

I have this hot tupperware filled with left over spinach and paneer samosas sitting on my abdomen like a heating pad right now. What has my life come to?

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    Soften the Blows - Lisa Marie Presley
shifty

In chic uniform...short, black, and tight.

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New dress. Her name is Lesley. I've been lusting after this dress since November!
Of course, I took photos of myself in it the second I ripped the packaging open. Now, regarding these photos...I'm horrible with the self timer on my camera. By the time I got the camera to balance on something and pressed the button and ran across the room to get in the shot, it would take the photo and I would look awkward in mid-run/mid-pose in the resulting photo.
So, then I tried taking the ~myspace angles~ route by taking a full body shot from above my head..and a good portion of those shots turned out just focused on my tits or chopping various sections of my head off annnnd it was such a mess, haha. I couldn't even manage one proper full body shot. The following photos are what I salvaged from my pathetic series of self-portraits.

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    A Little Black Dress-West End Girls
fear

Willing...one day I'll be.

I'm finding out that I talk the talk dangerously well, but I'm scared of what could happen when the time comes to walk.
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    Peeping Tommi-Tori Amos
riri

66 Animated Rihanna icons!

These are my first animated icons ever, so they're not amazing or anything..but I'm still excited about them, lol.

Preview:

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I also created a community for my icons, so join if you're interested, idk: slendicons
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    We Ride-Rihanna
widening eyes

Oh shit, motherfucker, goddamn.

Kicking bitches out the condo like Pam.

Accept dances.
Refuse phone numbers.
Confirm that, yes, my hair is indeed very long.
Observe that particular roommate lied about 'not dancing like a white girl.'
Laugh to self.
Get stuck walking said girl home.
Pretend to care about her yammering about her ex-fiancé.
No longer laughing.
Consider bottling eau de parfum d'weed et d'aide de kool.

Cause it's on. Yea, girl, it's on.
You know what it is when I finally make it home.
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    Show Me A Good Time-Drake