Accept dances. Refuse phone numbers. Confirm that, yes, my hair is indeed very long. Observe that particular roommate lied about 'not dancing like a white girl.' Laugh to self. Get stuck walking said girl home. Pretend to care about her yammering about her ex-fiancé. No longer laughing. Consider bottling eau de parfum d'weed et d'aide de kool.
Cause it's on. Yea, girl, it's on. You know what it is when I finally make it home.